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The Rules of Government Planning Fight Club

1. Never speak. Especially during a staff meeting.

2. Never volunteer for anything.

3. Do not touch a fellow planner. You CAN touch interns though.

4. Ask for a raise/promotion every 2 weeks.

5. You must add a rule to the list.

6. Answer any of their questions with "No".

7. Always refer to yourself in the third person.

8. Never do any actual work, just look busy all the time.

9. You must decorate your cube in some sort of theme. You must maintain the décor of the cube at all times. You cannot let your cube look like the run-of-the-mill government employee cube.

Fight Club Rules

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